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Evolution of the Cat.

'It's strange, it's like he's keeping track of something.'

The cat toy for which you paid $15.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'Now I really am sick.'

Valentines Day Cats

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

How to scare cats.

Cat Chores

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

"Have I got a cat for you!"

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

'Fluffy's biological clock went off today.'

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

'She's a lap cat.'

"I call it male cat supremacy."

'Save my place.'

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

Cat crossing

"Mum can get grouchy if she doesn't get her 16 hours of sleep a day."

Cat using mousetraps

Indoor cat discovers glass.

Cat Reads 'Natural Food'.