Family With A Pet Cat Pillows

'Now I really am sick.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Hell No Kitty

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Evolution of the Cat.

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

Valentines Day Cats

How cats see their home

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

How to scare cats.

'Let's say you're all stretched out in your favorite spot and it gets cloudy...'

Cat Chores

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

'It's not laziness, its stress management.'

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

"Around here his word is law."

The cat toy for which you paid $15.

'She's a lap cat.'

'Save my place.'

'It's strange, it's like he's keeping track of something.'

'I made it from scratch'.

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

My Fluffy Rock in the Storm.

"Mum can get grouchy if she doesn't get her 16 hours of sleep a day."

"I felt that there wasn't enough cat hair on your clean laundry so I decided to fix it."

"If that's another dead bird, we're not doing Christmas next year."