Parent With A Cat Pillows

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Cats at private view

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'I wonder what is the source of his anger?'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"That's our copy cat."

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

Cat Delivery

How cats see their home

'Now I really am sick.'

Two cats on vacation

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

Valentines Day Cats

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

"If it was HIS food dish that was empty... I know I wouldn't be able to sleep!"

How to scare cats.

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

"I'm sorry, but until you tell me what you do want for Christmas, you'll keep on getting cats."