Parent Who Loves Cats Pillows

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'Save my place.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Cats at private view

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

'I wonder what is the source of his anger?'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"That's our copy cat."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

Evolution of the Cat.

Valentines Day Cats

Two cats on vacation

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

"If it was HIS food dish that was empty... I know I wouldn't be able to sleep!"

"Have I got a cat for you!"

'Bummer, Ralp...it must stink having to have that license tag...prove you're owned by 'the Man'...'

"Her boyfriend must really love us."

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

Cat Chores

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."