Parent Who Loves Cats Mugs

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'Save my place.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Cats at private view

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Hell No Kitty

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

'I wonder what is the source of his anger?'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

"That's our copy cat."

Evolution of the Cat.

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

Valentines Day Cats

Two cats on vacation

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

"If it was HIS food dish that was empty... I know I wouldn't be able to sleep!"

Cat Chores

'Bummer, Ralp...it must stink having to have that license tag...prove you're owned by 'the Man'...'

"I'm sorry, but until you tell me what you do want for Christmas, you'll keep on getting cats."

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"Her boyfriend must really love us."

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."