Mom Who Loves Cats Mugs

Cats on Board.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"How do I get down?"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

'The butler did it.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Valentines Day Cats

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."

'It's hard to make you blog interesting when you sleep most of the day.'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

"Have I got a cat for you!"

Cat Chores

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."