Friend Who Loves Cats Mugs

"Abstinence!"

"Go on - they're organic!"

Cats on Board.

'I call it Hairball in Blue.'

"Move along! This sunny spot is taken!"

"And I'm telling you the curtains always looked like that."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

The cat does not like the food.

'What KIND of dirt do the mice have on you?'

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"A chocolate mousse for me and a chocolate covered mouse for him."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Artisanal Hairballs

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"How do I get down?"

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"I hate it when we fight."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'