Mom Who Loves Cats Gifts

The First Cat Lady Didn

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Cats on Board.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Hell No Kitty

"How do I get down?"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'The butler did it.'

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

Valentines Day Cats

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."

'It's hard to make you blog interesting when you sleep most of the day.'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

Cat Chores

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

Cat Sharpens Claws in Preparation of the New Sofa.

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."