Daughter With A Cat Pillows

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Cat Gets Hole in One.

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Zen Litter Box

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

'Now I really am sick.'

'And once more with feeling.'

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

How cats see their home

How to scare cats.

Cat watching plug sockets.

'Let's say you're all stretched out in your favorite spot and it gets cloudy...'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"Come on, just try it."

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

'The good news is that you don't have apnea. The bad news is that Fluffy sleeps on your face.'

'It's not laziness, its stress management.'

"Around here his word is law."

"...And never take candy from strangers -- They might be spies!"

'He's a mixed breed.'

'She's a lap cat.'

Vegan Cat

"CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!"

"I felt that there wasn't enough cat hair on your clean laundry so I decided to fix it."

My Fluffy Rock in the Storm.

"Mum can get grouchy if she doesn't get her 16 hours of sleep a day."