Daughter With A Cat Gifts

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Feline Evolution.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Hell No Kitty

Cat Gets Hole in One.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Zen Litter Box

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

How cats see their home

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

'Now I really am sick.'

'And once more with feeling.'

How to scare cats.

Cat watching plug sockets.

"Come on, just try it."

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

'Let's say you're all stretched out in your favorite spot and it gets cloudy...'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

'The good news is that you don't have apnea. The bad news is that Fluffy sleeps on your face.'

'It's not laziness, its stress management.'

"Around here his word is law."

'He's a mixed breed.'

'She's a lap cat.'

"...And never take candy from strangers -- They might be spies!"

Vegan Cat

"CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!"

"Mum can get grouchy if she doesn't get her 16 hours of sleep a day."

My Fluffy Rock in the Storm.