Family With A Cat Prints

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Feline Evolution.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Hell No Kitty

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Zen Litter Box

Evolution of the Cat.

'Now I really am sick.'

Valentines Day Cats

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

How cats see their home

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

'And once more with feeling.'

How to scare cats.

Cat Chores

Cat watching plug sockets.

"Have I got a cat for you!"

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

'Let's say you're all stretched out in your favorite spot and it gets cloudy...'

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

'It's not laziness, its stress management.'

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

The cat toy for which you paid $15.

'It's strange, it's like he's keeping track of something.'

'She's a lap cat.'

'Save my place.'

The First Cat Lady Didn

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

"Mum can get grouchy if she doesn't get her 16 hours of sleep a day."

"I felt that there wasn't enough cat hair on your clean laundry so I decided to fix it."