Brother Who Loves Cats Pillows

Why cat yoga classes don't work

Feline Evolution.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Cats on Board.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Hell No Kitty

"Cat park"

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Mog The Week

Meow Power Demolition team.

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"How do I get down?"

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

Evolution of the Cat.

Cat asleep on stage with audience of cats.

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

Zen Kitten

"He's very finicky."