Brother Who Loves Cats Gifts

Why cat yoga classes don't work

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Cats on Board.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Cat park"

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"How do I get down?"

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

Evolution of the Cat.

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"

Zen Kitten

'Who are you and what do you want?'

How cats see their home

"He's very finicky."

"The meaning of life is cats."