Cat-loving Aunt Pillows

Ice Fishing with Cats

Biofelineism

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

Why cat yoga classes don't work

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

'Who are you and what do you want?'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"He's very finicky."

Zen Kitten

How Am I Driving?

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."

"The meaning of life is cats."

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"Have I got a cat for you!"

'138 Days without an accident!'

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

A cat composer