Cat Owner Aunt Pillows

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Biofelineism

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"We should start wearing masks."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Puss in Heels

String Theory for Beginners.

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

Cat on guitar

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'Well, so much for that theory!'

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'