Cat Owner Aunt Gifts

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Biofelineism

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"We should start wearing masks."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

String Theory for Beginners.

Puss in Heels

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Cat on guitar

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

Dogs looking at cat sleeping. - "What a waste of lifes."

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"