Sibling With A Cat Pillows

Zen Litter Box

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

Cat watching plug sockets.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'And once more with feeling.'

'Let's say you're all stretched out in your favorite spot and it gets cloudy...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Haute Suture

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'They're dog roses!'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Feline Evolution.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Pet Entertainers

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Cat park"

Mog The Week

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

When Dogs Rule

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

Dog Sees Only Food

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

'I've finally learned to delegate.'