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"We've been neutered, declawed and switched to a vegan diet. What more could she possibly do to us?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Cats at private view

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"Cat park"

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

'I wonder what is the source of his anger?'

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

"That's our copy cat."

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

Two cats on vacation

Cat Delivery

"Where do you see yourself five years from now? Dog years, of course."