Cat Dad Gifts

'It's hard to make you blog interesting when you sleep most of the day.'

Puffy's Safe Travel Inspection Station

"What I love about this sport is you can just go anytime you want."

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

"Astonish me."

No Mice

'Oh how thoughtful...she's using the lap warmer to prepare for my arrival.'

"Back in my day, we didn't have fancy toys. We just had hair ties."

Cat Sharpens Claws in Preparation of the New Sofa.

'What, no toy?'

'Take no prisoners!'

"Point one: Your litterbox will be changed precisely every other day. Point two: These continued theatrics are not furthering your cause."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"Sure, I usually love wild caught salmon. But today's not usually."

"Ta da! It's for Mistress! Overnight, I'll put it on her pillow so that it will be the first present she sees on Christmas Day!"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Cats at private view

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'I wonder what is the source of his anger?'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"That's our copy cat."

'The butler did it.'

Two cats on vacation