Meerkat Admirer Pillows

"You must be the only person in the country who doesn't want to know what those meerkats are advertising."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

What does aloof mean?

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Mermaid Art

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

Cat Zoom Meeting

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Slippery, huh?"

Mammoth Posing

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"Why can't you use the bloody cat flap?"