Skunk Admirer Gifts

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

Love at First Sight

'Don't move,R alph. There's a buck of a lifetime walking out into the open.'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"Skunk! How is it?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Leak in the fish tank.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

No, I don

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Squirrel on the beach

You are what you eat!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

ATM withdrawal

"It makes you look old."

Tree Squirrel

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."