Skunk Aficionados Gifts

Smell Check

Love at First Sight

Sailor in Car.

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Shell Fire

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

Shakespeare Quote

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

The Great Sarcasmo

The Power of Positive Stinking

The wool club for mammoths.

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'

"Who are your sources? Talk!"

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'I'm just surfing the web.'

Hell's Schlegel

Graduated Cylinders...

Dog bath

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

The Bleat Boys

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

"No offense."

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."