Skunk Enthusiasts Gifts

'Well, you're carrying out all the correct procedures and your equipment is top-notch. I just can't figure out why your lab has such a high level of contaminants.'

Mmm, don't you just love that new baby odor?

Love at First Sight

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

Disease-y Top

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

The Power of Positive Stinking

"I bet they don't social distance... contact trace or even wash their paws."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Dog bath

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"No offense."

"Skunk! How is it?"

X-ray of body shows skull.

"Is that a pet skunk?"

'Whose bright idea was that gift?'

Fearless Frog Part 2

NBA Vampire

Slugfight at the OK Corral.

Skunk.'Watch it! He's getting ready to spray'

"New around here?"

"Best defense against vicious dogs I know."

I'm feeling a bit sluggish to tell you the truth!

"It's just a phase he's going through, you'll see."

'Wow! It doesn't smell like tomato juice!'

Skull Icons

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

'Don't move,R alph. There's a buck of a lifetime walking out into the open.'

"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."

'Errr, that's OK Lady, I'll take the next one...'