Skunk Lover Gifts

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

Love at First Sight

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

The Snarky District

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

Rock on Grandma!

Apocalliptical

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

The Power of Positive Stinking

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

'Too much hazel, not enough nut.'

"Skunk! How is it?"

Saguaro Cacti.

Slug Hospitals

"I don't have any test kits, but if you can smell him, you don't have Covid 19"

"No offense."

'Acorns or chocolate cake?'

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

'Let's get nuts.'