Skunk Lover Mugs

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

Love at First Sight

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

The Snarky District

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

Rock on Grandma!

Apocalliptical

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

The Power of Positive Stinking

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

Saguaro Cacti.

Slug Hospitals

"Skunk! How is it?"

"I don't have any test kits, but if you can smell him, you don't have Covid 19"

'Acorns or chocolate cake?'

"No offense."

At home with the Tangleheads

'Let's get nuts.'