Skunk Sympathizer Mugs

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

'Errr, that's OK Lady, I'll take the next one...'

"Smell? What smell?"

"Is that a pet skunk?"

Love at First Sight

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

"He made millions and we got a bad rap. Why has no one eaten Spielberg?"

The Power of Positive Stinking

"I'm not saying you have to give them up entirely, but you need to eat your young in moderation."

"Nooo. Not my legs."

Dog bath

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"No offense."

"I don't have any test kits, but if you can smell him, you don't have Covid 19"

"Skunk! How is it?"

A dog getting neutered.

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

Snail to Slug.

'Whose bright idea was that gift?'

Scary Slug Stories

I hate to tell you this, but most of the pigs on social media are rooting for the wolf.

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"

Skunk.'Watch it! He's getting ready to spray'