Skunk Sympathizer Mugs

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

'Errr, that's OK Lady, I'll take the next one...'

"Smell? What smell?"

"Is that a pet skunk?"

Love at First Sight

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

"Nooo. Not my legs."

The Power of Positive Stinking

Dog bath

"I don't have any test kits, but if you can smell him, you don't have Covid 19"

"Skunk! How is it?"

"No offense."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

Scary Slug Stories

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Snail to Slug.

"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

"Whatever you do, don't make eye contact."

"Mmm, a stinky cheese sandwich!"

"New around here?"

"I thought you were banished from here."