Skunk Fans Mugs

Errr, that's OK Lady, I'll take the next one.

Love at First Sight

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

The Power of Positive Stinking

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

Dog bath

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

"Don't even think about it."

"I don't have any test kits, but if you can smell him, you don't have Covid 19"

Snake pulls prank posing for photo

"Skunk! How is it?"

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"No offense."

'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'

'Whose bright idea was that gift?'

"I think we're in for a long winter."

"Is that a pet skunk?"

Saving for Winter.

"And what about the big chase of '98? Epic! Boy we had good times!"

"Do you find it painful when I get funky?"

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

'Excuse me, is anyone using this stool?'

Skunk.'Watch it! He's getting ready to spray'

'Don't move,R alph. There's a buck of a lifetime walking out into the open.'

"New around here?"

Snakes on a Train

"Mmm, a stinky cheese sandwich!"

Craft hell