Skunk Fans Pillows

Errr, that's OK Lady, I'll take the next one.

Love at First Sight

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

The Power of Positive Stinking

Dog bath

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

"No offense."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

"I don't have any test kits, but if you can smell him, you don't have Covid 19"

"Skunk! How is it?"

"Don't even think about it."

'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'

"Is that a pet skunk?"

Saving for Winter.

"And what about the big chase of '98? Epic! Boy we had good times!"

"I think we're in for a long winter."

"Do you find it painful when I get funky?"

'Excuse me, is anyone using this stool?'

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

Snakes on a Train

"New around here?"

Craft hell

Skunk.'Watch it! He's getting ready to spray'

"Mmm, a stinky cheese sandwich!"

'Don't move,R alph. There's a buck of a lifetime walking out into the open.'

'Wow! It doesn't smell like tomato juice!'