Skunk Squad Pillows

Dog bath

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Love at First Sight

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"He's my school project for science class."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

The Power of Positive Stinking

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"No offense."

"I don't have any test kits, but if you can smell him, you don't have Covid 19"

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

"Skunk! How is it?"

Mark Zuckerberg

Computer age.

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

'Whose bright idea was that gift?'

Nerd night at the club.

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

"Is that a pet skunk?"

'I got a tool to remove malicious malware...'