Skunk Fan Pillows

Ever notice that other skunks' homes always have their own certain smell?

Yeah, but you should smell the other guy.

"Mmm, a stinky cheese sandwich!"

'Whose bright idea was that gift?'

Skunk.'Watch it! He's getting ready to spray'

"All lies,dear boy. This is lemonade."

"He could teach people a thing or two about social distancing."

Love at First Sight

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Nuts to you, too."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Heads or tails?"

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

Cupid misses his shot.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"