Skunk Fan Gifts

"Mmm, a stinky cheese sandwich!"

Skunk.'Watch it! He's getting ready to spray'

"All lies,dear boy. This is lemonade."

"He could teach people a thing or two about social distancing."

Love at First Sight

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Nuts to you, too."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Heads or tails?"

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

Cupid misses his shot.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

The Power of Positive Stinking