Skunk Enthusiast Gifts

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

'Geeze, what is that smell?'

"But that was before the skunks came."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"No offense."

'Can Timmy come out and spray?'

'You know, I waited a whole year for this day.'

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

The Power of Positive Stinking

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

Love at First Sight

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Republican Mutant Mammoth

"I bet they don't social distance... contact trace or even wash their paws."

Dog bath

Squids Rule

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

'You're dancing horribly! Where's that nimble little squid I saw at audition?'

'No, no, no! I said squids, giant squids.'

X-ray of body shows skull.

"Skunk! How is it?"

"Is that a pet skunk?"

"Wow! One of the side-effects is a squid on your head. How is that possible?!"

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

'Don't move,R alph. There's a buck of a lifetime walking out into the open.'

"No Officer, but they will all make lovely trouser belts, shoes, or handbags."

Skull Icons

'Wow! It doesn't smell like tomato juice!'