Skunk Supporter Gifts

I don't know about you, but I find it impossible to find flatmates...

"Best defense against vicious dogs I know."

Love at First Sight

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

The Power of Positive Stinking

Dog bath

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"I don't have any test kits, but if you can smell him, you don't have Covid 19"

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

"No offense."

"Skunk! How is it?"

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'

'Whose bright idea was that gift?'

Shark

Slug trapped on deserted island surrounded by salt.

'Jack, if you're taking pictures, I'll stay submerged! You know we always look bigger out of water.'

Saving for Winter.

"I bet warm blooded critters don't have a problem expressing their feelings."

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

"Is that a pet skunk?"

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

"It's a trap, Gary! Run!"

"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."