Skunk Aficionado Gifts

Skunk Trophy

Love at First Sight

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

Making fun of Starfish.

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

When Pugs dream.

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

The Power of Positive Stinking

Dog bath

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

"USA map"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Skunk! How is it?"

X-ray of body shows skull.

Emo

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

'...but this is what I wore for the 1977 Jubilee.'

"No offense."

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

Wilko Johnson

'Oh, mooom! Salesman-om-a-diving-trip again? Man, I'm really longing for the end of the holiday season!'

'Whose bright idea was that gift?'

Punks get old.

Pygmy giant squid

Squirrel Salon

Grey Squirrels Out Competing Red Squirrel for Food.

"Is that a pet skunk?"