Skunk Appreciator Gifts

Goldiepaws: I can do that too.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

Love at First Sight

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

Things we need to acknowledge

The Power of Positive Stinking

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

"I don't have any test kits, but if you can smell him, you don't have Covid 19"

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"No offense."

"Skunk! How is it?"

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

'We had to hire a bigger venue to accommodate the elephant in the room.'

'Whose bright idea was that gift?'

"Is that a pet skunk?"

Nelly Copter

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

"It's so refreshing to find a guy who wants you for your brain."

"What kind of name is penguin - and do you realize how hot it is here?"

'Errr, that's OK Lady, I'll take the next one...'

'Don't move,R alph. There's a buck of a lifetime walking out into the open.'

"New around here?"

"Best defense against vicious dogs I know."

"Mmm, a stinky cheese sandwich!"

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

Skunk.'Watch it! He's getting ready to spray'