Skunk Appreciator Gifts

Goldiepaws: I can do that too.

Love at First Sight

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Things we need to acknowledge

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

The Power of Positive Stinking

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

"Skunk! How is it?"

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"No offense."

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

"I don't have any test kits, but if you can smell him, you don't have Covid 19"

'We had to hire a bigger venue to accommodate the elephant in the room.'

"It's so refreshing to find a guy who wants you for your brain."

Nelly Copter

"Is that a pet skunk?"

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

"Hmmm...Looks like I've got an oil leak."

"What kind of name is penguin - and do you realize how hot it is here?"

'Don't move,R alph. There's a buck of a lifetime walking out into the open.'

"Best defense against vicious dogs I know."

"New around here?"

"Mmm, a stinky cheese sandwich!"

'Errr, that's OK Lady, I'll take the next one...'

Skunk.'Watch it! He's getting ready to spray'

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."