Skunk Aficionado Prints

Love at First Sight

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Making fun of Starfish.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

When Pugs dream.

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

The Power of Positive Stinking

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

Dog bath

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

"USA map"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

X-ray of body shows skull.

Emo

'...but this is what I wore for the 1977 Jubilee.'

"No offense."

"Skunk! How is it?"

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

'Oh, mooom! Salesman-om-a-diving-trip again? Man, I'm really longing for the end of the holiday season!'

Punks get old.

Squirrel Salon

Grey Squirrels Out Competing Red Squirrel for Food.

"Is that a pet skunk?"

Pygmy giant squid