Skunk Aficionados Prints

Smell Check

Love at First Sight

Sailor in Car.

Shell Fire

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Shakespeare Quote

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

The Great Sarcasmo

Hell's Schlegel

The wool club for mammoths.

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"Who are your sources? Talk!"

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'

'I'm just surfing the web.'

The Power of Positive Stinking

Dog bath

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

The Bleat Boys

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

"Get the story and get it write."