Skunk Fanatic Pillows

"New around here?"

Love at First Sight

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Laughing Zone Ahead

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

'Please stop crying into your beer - It's watered down enough!'

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

"You need a mint."

The Power of Positive Stinking

Dog bath

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

"Do you know what time they open love?"

Unsound

"Skunk! How is it?"

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

"Squirrel! Squirrel! Speed up! Speed up!"

"No offense."

"I don't have any test kits, but if you can smell him, you don't have Covid 19"

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

'Express delivery through the Gulf Stream is an extra $2 Sir...'

'I call it my bumper sticker.'

Gesundheit! - a christmas tree should be fresh.