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'Well, you're carrying out all the correct procedures and your equipment is top-notch. I just can't figure out why your lab has such a high level of contaminants.'

Love at First Sight

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

Disease-y Top

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"I bet they don't social distance... contact trace or even wash their paws."

The Power of Positive Stinking

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Dog bath

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

X-ray of body shows skull.

"No offense."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"Skunk! How is it?"

"Is that a pet skunk?"

Slugfight at the OK Corral.

"Mmm, a stinky cheese sandwich!"

"It's just a phase he's going through, you'll see."

I'm feeling a bit sluggish to tell you the truth!

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

"New around here?"

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'Errr, that's OK Lady, I'll take the next one...'

'Wow! It doesn't smell like tomato juice!'

'Like them? They mean, we're engaged to be engaged!'

'Don't move,R alph. There's a buck of a lifetime walking out into the open.'

"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."

Skunk.'Watch it! He's getting ready to spray'

"Best defense against vicious dogs I know."