Musketeer Fan Gifts

"Onesie for all and all for onesie."

Wotan with eye patch

A man washing a mascot costume

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Zombie pet tricks.

"That's our new church mascot."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Halloween Selfie

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"Well, we got the grant."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

Monster Realtor

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."