Muppets Fan Gifts

"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

"It's not easy being green…"

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

Pastor of Muppets

Filmed in Supermarionation

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'I thought you said they had a celebrity chef.'

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

Mummy Mousehole

Nudist Beach for Muppets

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

Harry Sotter

"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"

'Your puppet is suing you for harassment.'

Apple Kiss

Octopus Shadow Puppets

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

Phantom of the Punch and Judy Show

'It must be your glands or something -- your tests indicate that you're turning into a giant Muppet.'

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

The Ancient Mummy and the Psychiatrist

Muppets of the multiverse.

Ventriloquist shocked to find dummy has relieved himself on his knee