Muppet Enthusiast Gifts

"It's not easy being green…"

Muppets of the multiverse.

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

'It must be your glands or something -- your tests indicate that you're turning into a giant Muppet.'

'Wow! -- how did Hillary get the Muppets to endorse her?', 'She must have pulled a lot of strings.'

"People would respect me more if I was a Muppet."

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"My client will not answer that question as it presupposes his sanity."

'Are you hiding something from me? Is there someone else?'

"She said don't forget the straw."

'I know, but he's a genius.'