Muppet Enthusiast Mugs

"It's not easy being green…"

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

'It must be your glands or something -- your tests indicate that you're turning into a giant Muppet.'

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'Are you hiding something from me? Is there someone else?'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

"She said don't forget the straw."

Writer Puppet

"My client will not answer that question as it presupposes his sanity."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'