Muppet Lover Mugs

Pastor of Muppets

"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Ventriloquist Grave

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"My client will not answer that question as it presupposes his sanity."

"She said don't forget the straw."

Pubertry

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'