Muppet Lover Pillows

Pastor of Muppets

Nudist Beach for Muppets

"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Ventriloquist Grave

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

And now, for a rebuttal.

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"She said don't forget the straw."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'