Muppet Aficionado Pillows

"No now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

'He does.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Ventriloquist Grave

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

And now, for a rebuttal.

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'Are you hiding something from me? Is there someone else?'

"It's not easy being green…"

Sorry, I'm already spoken for.

"She said don't forget the straw."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'