Puppetry Aficionado Pillows

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Ventriloquist Grave

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"She said don't forget the straw."

"It's not easy being green…"

Sorry, I'm already spoken for.

'Are you hiding something from me? Is there someone else?'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'