Muppet Fan Gifts

"Everything's more fun with Muppets!"

Kick-Me Elmo.

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

"I've read all the greats."

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

'He does.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Ventriloquist Grave

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

And now, for a rebuttal.

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

'Are you hiding something from me? Is there someone else?'

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"She said don't forget the straw."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'