Puppet Enthusiast Gifts

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"He still finds giving negative feedback really difficult!"

'It's important to be prepared for those unfortunate downturns in the market.'

Do you need a hand?

"For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house?"

'Now, remember, when we get in there, let me do all the talking.'

'While I admit to being the C.E.O., the actual fraud was carried out by my right hand, Mr. Puppeto.'

'Yeah, we don't need marionette strings anymore. Everything is done with bluetooth!'

'I say we decide by a show of hands.'

"I can help with your website..." "Not a minute too soon!"

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

'To cut down on malpractice suits, my colleague, Dr. Hand, will do all the talking...'

Happy Mother's Day

'I thought you said they had a celebrity chef.'

Lousy Ventriloquist Fears Return to Normal

'Oh great! Now I'll have that song stuck in my head all day.'

"Thanks for coming - I usually find these office parties rather awkward."

Nudist Beach! Puppet Show Today!

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'I felt a hand up my bottom.'

'Do you have any other references besides Mr. Boo Boo?'

Punch and Judy wait outside marriage guidance consellor's office.

'I'm here to see you, Kleinfelter - I'm through negotiating with your puppets.'

'Before we hear from tonight's speaker, Mr. Boo Boo, I think we should give hime a hand.'

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

'Yes, Dr Chuckles, we'd better get this sucker rammed in the ol chest cavity.'

Surgeon going into operating theatre with glove puppets.

'Well you can't fault his coursework, but I can't help thinking that he still has a few unresolved personal issues!'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'Talk to the hand.'

'If you'd like a second opinion, my colleague, Dr. Hand, is a specialist in layman's terms.'

A Puppet Named Juan

'Harold's not here, go away!'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."