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'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"He still finds giving negative feedback really difficult!"

'It's important to be prepared for those unfortunate downturns in the market.'

Do you need a hand?

"For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house?"

'Now, remember, when we get in there, let me do all the talking.'

'Yeah, we don't need marionette strings anymore. Everything is done with bluetooth!'

'While I admit to being the C.E.O., the actual fraud was carried out by my right hand, Mr. Puppeto.'

"I can help with your website..." "Not a minute too soon!"

'I say we decide by a show of hands.'

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

'To cut down on malpractice suits, my colleague, Dr. Hand, will do all the talking...'

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'Oh great! Now I'll have that song stuck in my head all day.'

'I thought you said they had a celebrity chef.'

"Thanks for coming - I usually find these office parties rather awkward."

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'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'If you'd like a second opinion, my colleague, Dr. Hand, is a specialist in layman's terms.'

'Talk to the hand.'

A Puppet Named Juan

Punch and Judy wait outside marriage guidance consellor's office.

'Yes, Dr Chuckles, we'd better get this sucker rammed in the ol chest cavity.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'I'm here to see you, Kleinfelter - I'm through negotiating with your puppets.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'Harold's not here, go away!'

'I felt a hand up my bottom.'

'Do you have any other references besides Mr. Boo Boo?'

Surgeon going into operating theatre with glove puppets.

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

'Before we hear from tonight's speaker, Mr. Boo Boo, I think we should give hime a hand.'

'Well you can't fault his coursework, but I can't help thinking that he still has a few unresolved personal issues!'

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

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